A list of puns related to "Christmas Decorations"
Aretha Franklins
I had to get my tinsels taken out.
It’s a wreath of Franklin
You get tinsel-itis.
Even though they never pay rent
It's about the food.
Are you supposed to be working when you're high?
Me: I really like the nativity scene.
Mum: yeah? It's nice
Me: I have a crèche on it
Im on a ladder putting away boxes and as my dad hands me a box, I ask them if it's heavy.
He replies,
No there lights.
His response: Carol, stop! I dont need the nativity in my life
I made a Christmas Crackern!
http://imgur.com/a/vrfzs
So my Pops asks if I could help him get the Christmas "stuff" down from the loft with him. We have a loft above the garage where we store seasonal decorations.
He'll go up in the loft and I'll stand on the middle of the ladder, where he hands me the plastic containers, which I'll place on the floor.
As soon as he gets up there I see that the most accessible and logical box to take down first is the one with the wrapping paper. I reach for it and he shoos me away coming up with an excuse to leave it up there for the time being.
Right then and there I knew exactly what he was doing and I couldn't stop it.
We get the absurd amount of containers down until there's only the one left. He hands it too me and says, "Whelp.. that about wraps it up. Haha."
It's not even that good and I knew it was coming for the whole half-hour, but never the less I rolled my eyes and gave him his moment of glory. He deserves it.
Aretha Franklins.
Tinselitis!
Tinselitis
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