I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.

It’s all about G-sus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.

It's called an "Amy" Grant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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After telling this one I could hear the angels singing

My mom turns on the radio and we are immediately greeted with that boring sort of Christian music without any lyrics or discernible point in any way just sort of doodling around. Very similar to hold music. Annoying stuff.

Mom: "How do you like this Christian elevator music?"

Me: "...It's very..uplifting"


^After ^giving ^my ^retort ^she ^announced ^that ^that ^was ^"the ^worst" ^which ^I ^immediately ^took ^as ^"the ^best" ^coming ^from ^a ^mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack-elda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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