A list of puns related to "Choco"
My book about clocks just come in the mail. It's about time.
6:30 is the best time, hands down.
What is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurtie.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
How do you know is a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Why did the child throw the clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is a belt made of clocks called? A waist of time.
Why should you never eat a clock? It is far too time-consuming.
One clock was reading a clocks biography, a written work about a persons life not written by them. It was second hand information.
What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
It was choco late
He was choco late
ChocoLATE
A choco-late
My fiancee and I just found out there is asbestos in our apartment. My mom texted me and asked how I was doing after she found out. I texted back "were doing asbestos we can."
drops mic exits stage left
Edit: corrected spelling of fiancee because I am a heterosexual male.
Edit: holy shit this thread is spreading like cancer.
Because it's always choco-late
It was chocoLATE
Choco late
Context:
I currently live and study in the Philippines
One Philippine Peso (β±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.
A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β±1
I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)
Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...
Me: How much is that?
FRA: Three for five.
Me: β±3 for 5 pieces?
They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:
FRA: No, 3 pieces for β±5 pesos
ChocoLATE
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