ChocoLATE
A choco-late
My fiancee and I just found out there is asbestos in our apartment. My mom texted me and asked how I was doing after she found out. I texted back "were doing asbestos we can."
drops mic exits stage left
Edit: corrected spelling of fiancee because I am a heterosexual male.
Edit: holy shit this thread is spreading like cancer.
Because it's always choco-late
It was chocoLATE
Choco late
Choco-late
Context:
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I currently live and study in the Philippines
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One Philippine Peso (β±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.
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A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β±1
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I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)
Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...
Me: How much is that?
FRA: Three for five.
Me: β±3 for 5 pieces?
They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:
FRA: No, 3 pieces for β±5 pesos
