Children's Toy Puns

A list of puns related to "Children's Toy"

Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.

Son: Why did you do that?

Father: So you will not be bored there.

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👤︎ u/rudykruger
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do children's toys and boobs have in common?

They're both supposed to be for kids but Dad's end up playing with them

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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👤︎ u/mitfrenzy
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Worst DadJoke my dad has ever done

So my family and I were watching the news and it was talking about a story about young children swallowing batteries from their toys and my dad decides to say (during this sad story) "So do you think the parents should be CHARGED?"

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👤︎ u/RosesAndFireworks
📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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