Burdens Puns

A list of puns related to "Burdens"

If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 07 2021
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My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.

I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.

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👤︎ u/Sc00tzy
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?

He's all right now :)

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👤︎ u/BigHummer
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Justice is served 💥
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👤︎ u/the-war-snipper
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call a annoying bird

A burden

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👤︎ u/Dotdotboopbeepbeep
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I'm going to name my daughter "Noe" It's pronounced Noel

Her entire existence will be my ultimate dad joke.

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👤︎ u/SilentAlarm25
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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We never discussed gravity much in my town.

It just never came up.

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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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How can I become closer than acquaintances with people?

I'm just asking for a friend.

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👤︎ u/thomas_nook
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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Neighbor: hey, would it be alright if I stored my boat in your yard?

It's a Civil War era iron-hulled gunboat. Would that be too much of a burden?

Me: I wouldn't call it a burden. More like a hardship.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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Think it's easy living in a cold animal house?

Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<

Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.

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👤︎ u/like_to_climb
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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What do you call a figment of your imagination that's difficult to carry around?

Tyler Burden.

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👤︎ u/cobblecloth
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Got my buddy at work today.

So my friend at work has been having some shoulder problems and he has some scheduled surgery for it.

Today he says to me: "God damn, my shoulder's really bad. I need this surgery done or i might as well just die."

I reply: "you should just die then. it would be a burden off your shoulders"

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👤︎ u/1000eb4000
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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