Got my friends yesterday

We were talking about in-breeding, and my friend who is an archaeologist was saying how we're all in-bred in some sense of the word because of a debated small group of people leaving Africa a debated amount of time ago produced most of the western world (or possibly didn't).

I watched on, waiting for the end of the conversation to say "Whatever... you're all in-bred but I'm in pizza"

The groans were instantaneous.

(Bonus: also a few days ago we were ordering indian and my friend was gonna get chicken korma but I warned him "Korma's a bitch".)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/penthousedizzle
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We were ordering an Indian takeaway...

My sister was making a list for the order (there were 8 of us).

Me: chicken Korma
Sister: ok.
Dad: I will have a lamb Pasander.
Sister: how do you spell that?
Dad: L-A-M-B.

I thought he would go for the "that" but the lamb worked as well.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TOM_THE_FREAK
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