I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.

That's just nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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So a peanut walks in on a cashew.

Nuts hanging out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was going to start an all cashew diet

But then I realized that’s just nuts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Ha, cashew
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiShadow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Told my friends I had invented a cashew pizza

Told them I thought it was a great idea.

They said, "That's just nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelweisser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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On this cashew bag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nelfin-8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you hear about the cashew that went insane?

Yeah, He was nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Duck-_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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When I asked my dad if he thought it was a good idea to switch my diet to one consisting mainly of almonds, cashews and macadamias...

He just shrugged and said, it’s ok, go nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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When you get into an argument about seeds and nuts " I'll cashew outside how bout dah"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yojitsu93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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I gave my friend a jar of cashews but the cashews abused him, beat him up and ran away.

He should have known, it was a nut case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apugoneappu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Everyone likes cashews.

You'd have to be nuts not to like them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sysfun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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The world's largest cashew tree in Natal, Brazil covers two whole acres!

That's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Why is removing one letter from "Cashew" good for your feet?

Because you're left with ashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My friend only had a cashew for lunch

I asked him, " How can you eat so little that's nutin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suicidalunicorns
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Cashews...

Son: eats a cashew "Dad, want a cashew?" Dad: "Bless You" Son Rolls Eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigity123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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Cashew!

Son: Dad, can I have some cashews? Dad: God bless you my son. Son: Dad, I did not sneeze! Dad: Snot something to worry 'bout. Son: Walks way without a word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vermont_Pirate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I went nuts when someone asked me what cashews and almonds were.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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You can pick your nuts, or you cashews not to
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karatesauce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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