Korma Puns

Was in a korma for a month.

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

He was put in an induced korma.

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

A Blunt Force Korma

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

I'm a korma whore.

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

It's a naan-profit.

My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.

But it's ok.

He ended up next to my naan.

I thought to myself that's just korma.

That's me in the korma

I'm going into a food korma.

We were talking about in-breeding, and my friend who is an archaeologist was saying how we're all in-bred in some sense of the word because of a debated small group of people leaving Africa a debated amount of time ago produced most of the western world (or possibly didn't).

I watched on, waiting for the end of the conversation to say "Whatever... you're all in-bred but I'm in pizza"

The groans were instantaneous.

(Bonus: also a few days ago we were ordering indian and my friend was gonna get chicken korma but I warned him "Korma's a bitch".)

Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."

My sister was making a list for the order (there were 8 of us).

Me: chicken Korma
Sister: ok.
Dad: I will have a lamb Pasander.
Sister: how do you spell that?
Dad: L-A-M-B.

I thought he would go for the "that" but the lamb worked as well.

Him: did you hear about that story about the kids being suspended from school from snorting sweets?

Me: No but this ones worse did you hear about the kids who snorted curry powder?

Him: No

Me: well the police found them and one of the kids had to be taken to hospital because he was found in a korma

I got no response

It nearly put me in a korma.