Chick Pea Puns

A list of puns related to "Chick Pea"

I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death

The police are treating it as a hummuside

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👤︎ u/shopcounterwill
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?

Attempted Hummus-ide.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call chick peas in a cavern?

Humus Sapiens

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👤︎ u/Psswords
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.

He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'

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👤︎ u/evilteach
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?

I've never had a lentile on my chest before.

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👤︎ u/Timmyp79
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/HikerSethT
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Hundreds of chick peas were found dead downtown this morning...

Police are calling it a hummuscide.

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👤︎ u/instacarp
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song

But chick peas can only hummus one.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a gay chickpea?

A hummusexual

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👤︎ u/brockmelon
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Throwback Dad joke-How many pancakes can Jughead eat?

A Waffle lot.

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👤︎ u/werdnadrew
📅︎ Apr 07 2017
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Why did my wife steal my hummus?

Because they're called chick peas, not dude peas.

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👤︎ u/Laringar
📅︎ Jan 09 2015
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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but...

the Chick Peas can only humm us one!

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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The black eyed peas can sing us a tune

But the chick peas can only hummus one

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👤︎ u/jcbrnld
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song

but the chick peas can only hummus one

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👤︎ u/alexbeltran43
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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