Chequer Puns

A list of puns related to "Chequer"

I just had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with chequered tablecloths...

I asked him to pass the salt, it took 4 1/2 hours

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👤︎ u/Altar-83
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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👤︎ u/buggaboobooy
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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