In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...
I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.
They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
I pretended to throw a ball for my plecostomus, and he chased after it.
Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.
My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia
What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...
...He gave me a run for my money.
On the news this morning, they reported about a mountain biker who was chased by a Grizzly.
I had a dream I was being chased by a giant sausage
One time my cat chased down a drone and brought it to me. The drone's owner accused me of theft. In my defense, I said it wasn't stolen...
Did you hear about the man who chased after cars?
I chased Dr. Jekyll once.
He could run, but he couldn't Hyde.
I was recently chased by ISIS when i went to the Middle East
A thief was being chased by the cops for over a decade..
Finally, he was given arrest.
If you ever find yourself chased by a pack of Taxidermists
If you are being chased by a lion...
Just lay on the ground for a bit, the 5 second rule will keep it from eating you.
I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur
Want to know how I escaped from a herd of goats that chased me across Iraq's eastern border?
If your out camping with friends what's the number one rule if y'all are chased by a bear?
Make sure you outrun at least one of them! And be beary beary fast!
I was at a soccer game, when a fan jumped onto the field dressed as a player. He was chased off.
Now here’s the real kicker.
A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together
In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.
The other night, I had a dream about being chased by an armored horse.
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...
...he gave me a run for my money
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