I hope momjokes are welcome
When I was a teenager my aunt and her husband had to have their house fumigated and needed a place to stay for a weekend. My parents offered them my room and arranged a sleepover for me at my nephew's. As I was leaving the house I cheekily turn back and say to them : don't do anything in there I wouldn't do!
To which my mom promptly replied : honey, they're not going to clean your room
We had put everything in the U-haul except pillows, blankets, and a couple of lamps. I grabbed the standing lamp in one hand and the desk lamp in the other and said to the moving party, "even though these are kinda bulky they are surprising light."
They responded with confused silence. After a moment my sister responded with, "ooohhhhh ha."
He has a lot experience working remote
It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
It’s a real game changer
It was written by Francis Near.
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
I said, “No, running is faster.”
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
But I can Samurais
Triple HBO
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
Thespian Network
He was a frat buoy.
I've been de-Monet-tized.
It must be in a remote location
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!
There's too much sax and violins.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
It’s an untapped market.
Does it make a sound?
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
but it's paper view.
You can see it on a number of streaming channels.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
Joining the beautubers.
The Mike Rowe organism.
Queen receives BJ
They tend to be BIOSed
It was in a remote location
about American Pickers.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
A marathon of marathons.
But it’s paper view only.
