Found on a text chain with my grandpa
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
Which café chain plays great music?
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
Where do chains go to rock out?
Why did the bike fall over?
I hear one movie theatre chain will have a promo ticket price of .15 when they are allowed to reopen.
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?
Chain link
I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!
I had to replace my chain saw
The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
My wife wanted to buy a ceiling light. She said, “this one comes with a hanging chain but I think we should just mount it flush with the ceiling.”
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
Found this chain, good puns
A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
He is going to be chained up
I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.
I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
Just another overly dramatic post.
https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg
If Karen had a job, what would her position be?
Head of the chain of demand.
Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
gotta fight the chain texts
How do Knights communicate ?
Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.
That was a nice Chain Reaction!
This chain of comments from /r/FortniteBR
I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....
I said to him, good morning your "Highness".
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
I decided to start a chain of money changers operating on ships at sea.
We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.
Where do chains go to rock out?
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