Animal chain pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosCookiez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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Found on a text chain with my grandpa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppybark55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The Legend of Zelda is a chain

It's made of Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uezyteue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.

C.G.I. Fridays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexluthzor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"

The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Which cafΓ© chain plays great music?

Starbachs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it

I guess it must be sprocket science

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?

Because it's Holey Armor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.

Someone might think it is a fence sieve.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Where do chains go to rock out?

Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simple-fire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I hear one movie theatre chain will have a promo ticket price of .15 when they are allowed to reopen.

It’s a killer deal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Chain link

I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairehannah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I had to replace my chain saw

The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4x4Welder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Praypal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My wife wanted to buy a ceiling light. She said, β€œthis one comes with a hanging chain but I think we should just mount it flush with the ceiling.”

I said, β€œthat would be off the chain.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-EpsilonDelta-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.

He was running a Shell corporation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Found this chain, good puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petrxs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenth_Doctor_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Pun chain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trilingual_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lococlyde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoeyFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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He is going to be chained up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankmemethesecond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.

I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abridgetooclose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgyTeenMeem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Just another overly dramatic post.

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Pun chain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulp7405
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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If Karen had a job, what would her position be?

Head of the chain of demand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nick30075
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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This chain saw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CDJ_13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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gotta fight the chain texts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlanKinderlerer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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How do Knights communicate ?

Chain mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Chain Saw and Hammer Drill imgur.com/rUlPQDT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambronia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.

That was a nice Chain Reaction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nizzao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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This chain of comments from /r/FortniteBR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shawneeo27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....

I said to him, good morning your "Highness".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicpete
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

It’s a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I decided to start a chain of money changers operating on ships at sea.

We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Where do chains go to rock out?

Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simple-fire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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