Looking for certain puns
Does anyone have some puns that include the name Jack. If so that would be brilliant
certain puns just draw me in.
My dad wanted to post something on Reddit and I told him there’s specific subs he would want to post on and certain ways to post
And he responded “oh so there’s reddiquette to it then”
(Also he’s on Reddit now so if he sees this then hi dad)
Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel
You can only use a low ha
I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."
I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.
At least for the four-seeable future.
How do you know if certain fruits are good for you?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Is it wrong to hate a certain race??
Because my knees can take 5K’s any more
My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
Man: “Are you certain this dog you’re selling me is loyal?”
Owner: “Of course he sure is. I’ve sold him five times, and every time he comes back.”
100% certain
Me: Are you sure the small package will completely cover my house for potential intruders?
Security company: Verisure!
My best friend is allergic to certain herbs.
I'm afraid it's just a matter of thyme...
Physician: So you’re telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
Did you know that certain rooms in your house can change your citizenship?
If you go to the bathroom, European
Certain Olympic events should be thrown out
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
My wife was telling me about a certain artist's skin care routine
Wife : Do you know (artist's name)? Her skin care routine has 38 steps.
Me : Well, it's not that far tbh.
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
I think there's a pterodactyl in my bathroom, but I can't be certain.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
What do you call a lawyer who only works for certain monkeys?
Pro bonobo
I'll see myself out.
I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.
Did you know certain fish can read minds?
It’s called “Tilapiathy”.
[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
I like dogs... They have a certain
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
Uber planned certain business strategy, but it drives customers away
Certain seabirds mate for life. Because one good tern deserves another.
I just have a preference for certain fabrics.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.
To be fair, it's the bear minimum
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
I get very aggressive when I'm forced to play certain stringed instruments
Don't make me use violins.
Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...
Now you can only use a low ha
Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
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