I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How does an English Sport Player hurt their neck?

They Cricket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I was bored and looking for a hobby, so I picked up fencing.

The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What are the best puns for the name "Juan"?

My co-worker (named Juan) is tired of hearing things like "Juan" in a million or Juan-derful. So wanted (Juan-ted) to know if there was some pretty good out there puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rioraku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Did you know that the Vatican is interested in horticulture?

They've been cherry picking since the 4th century CE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Where do memes go when they die?

A cememetery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incubator9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why won’t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?

Because There’s too much violin-ce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asdaasdad123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What kind of bees make milk?

Blue bees

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/ce/33/0ace3362fca58810bf39ff4ba423f4cb.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bajongis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Happy 2019

My brain:

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it

Me: β€˜hAvEn’t HaD A sHoWeR sInCe LaSt YeAr’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lewis_13_99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Dad nuked us with this one last night while watching Cosmos

Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GustavBahler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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I hate Windows Embedded systems so much...

They make me WinCE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienpirate5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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