How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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They say I before E except after C.

WEIRD rule, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.

Unless they teach science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freerider020
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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In Canada, they use the more appropriate β€œB.C.E” instead of β€œB.C.”

It stands for β€œBefore Christ, Eh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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C h e e s e

-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-

Me, eating a babybell cheese

My dad: β€œwhat’s that?”

Me: β€œcheese.”

My dad: β€œwhat kind of cheese?”

Me: β€œGouda.”

...

...

...

My dad: β€œIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoeelf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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E y e r o n i c

So I went to the eye doctor today she was blind in one eye Oh, the eyerony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IfISeeOneMoreOder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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'I' before 'e' except after 'c'. That's weird.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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Whenever someone says "i before e, except after c," I respond with,

Weird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De-Vox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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I before E except after C doesn't always apply...

isn't that wEIrd

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I before E, except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I before E, except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentatTir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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"I" before "E" except after "C".

It's not rocket science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaimaso
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.

The bartender shows them the door and says, β€œsorry we don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxforbox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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