A list of puns related to "I C E Cream"
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Lucille: “I have to get Dusty ice cream.” GF: “Dusty ice cream doesn’t sound very good”
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
Ice cream.
Sour Cream and Jive
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
Mice cream cake
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
Apparently he was last seen applying a cream that made him 10 years younger
When he beats the eggs 🥚 and whips the cream.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
Doctor: Would you like some cream for that?
The teacher asks the class, “ there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?”
Johnny replies, “ none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.”
The teacher says, “ no three are left but I like the way you think.”
So then Johnny says, “ let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?”
The teacher says, “ the one sucking?”
Johnny says, “ no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.”
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
I'm starting an ice cream roll business and need a good pun for a business name, any ideas?
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
I said to my wife:
"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."
Mice cream and cake!
I said while scooping out ice cream
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”.
A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25
These are the pie rates of the carribean
They're both a little bit better with Cream
cream-ate them
But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
They prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in.
Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.
10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?
Dad: no, it's not
During these bleak times I'm missing the ice cream man and the music that comes with it, I guess you could say his ice-solating.
Someone named Chris P. Cream
Tonight my wife and I were explaining why my son had to wear pajama bottoms after putting anti-itch cream on his legs, because it kept it from rubbing off on the sheets. “But doesn’t it rub off on the pajamas?” asked my daughter. My wife patiently explained that the cream could then rub back onto his legs.
“Yes,” I said. “It’s a perpetual lotion machine.”
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
"To make myself beautiful!" said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
They ice cream 🍦🍦🍦
Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."
Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
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