Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
A car battery was arrested by the cops for causing trouble at the bar
But they had to let him go, they couldn’t find anything to charge him with.
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
What do you say when a Rook is causing trouble?
The Rook is causing a rookus.
My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.
It was a real pane in the asp.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
A panda broke out of a zoo today, wreaking havoc and causing lots of chaos.
It was complete PANDAmonium.
If a transvestite is causing trouble....
Is that considered shemanigans?
A man is having pains so he goes to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor does some tests and comes back telling the man that he has a bacterial growth in his bladder causing pain. The man asks what's they means for him. The doctor replies...
I was causing a raucous at the Vietnamese restaurant.
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
Everyone is talking about how ISIS is causing so much trouble in the Middle East, but what they're forgetting is that ISIS just frozen water
Girlfriend while washing dishes: Damn tea spoons! They're always causing shit!
Me: I guess you could call them little stirrers
I was causing some commotion in an abbey.
They were having nun of it
These little birds started causing quite the ruckus
I tried quailing the disturbance with my shotgun, but I was just winging it. Better luck nest time.
My wife said our new toothpaste is whitening her teeth but causing her gums to recede...
I told her, "Ya win some, ya lose gums!".
Why is Trump not worried about stress from being investigated causing him to lose his hair? (OC)
Because he is so over-Comey.
I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
Global warming is causing the colors at rodeos to fade and get lighter
They are calling it Corral Bleaching.
One of my friends in Colorado posted about the rain causing floods "of biblical proportion" and this picture was the first response.
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