Cataract Surgery Puns

A list of puns related to "Cataract Surgery"

I read in the news that cataract surgery costs have gone up by 400%.

Makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Dad just got double cataract surgery.

Dad walks out of surgery and utters to my Mom "Uggghhhhhhhh so thats what you look like???"

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👤︎ u/kingcharliemagne
📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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Eye surgery and birds.

Girlfriends mom had eye surgery for her cataracts today, she has to wear an eye patch until it heals.

Nurse to girlfriends dad: "So you're giving her a ride home today?"

Girlfriends dad: "Yeah, I couldn't find a parrot to give her directions."

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👤︎ u/AarBearRAWR
📅︎ Apr 29 2014
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