Carbonated Drinks Puns

A list of puns related to "Carbonated Drinks"

I work long boring hours in a carbonated soft drinks factory.

It's Soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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Why don't you give carbonated drink's to your children while they are young ?

Because it is A-erated

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👤︎ u/Deathninja1097
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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The Earth is made up of 70% water and it’s uncarbonated..

So it’s technically flat.

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👤︎ u/l0st_cause
📅︎ Apr 08 2022
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What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?

Catatonic

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👤︎ u/bodaciousblonde124
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.

Carbon dating

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👤︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Remembered one from when I was a teenager

I was in the back seat of the family car drinking a coke, when we hit a bump in the road and I coughed.

Coke spurts out of my nose. Carbonated beverages do not feel pleasant when they spurt out of your nose, and I screamed to my Dad in the front passenger seat what had happened.

"Well, what did you expect? You're supposed to snort Coke".

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👤︎ u/ixplosiown
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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