A list of puns related to "Car Driving"
Carpool Tunnel
I would steer clear.
I said to my wife:
"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
It must have been a Lamb bikini.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
It was a Jag war.
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I had to call a toe company.
As they say: In Soviet Russia, Cars drive you...
especially when it's on cruise control
That's why we take my car during the summer.
You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
People won't stop telling me i'm actually driving an Edison
They were pirates of the car I be in.
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.
HEE-HAWnked his horn.
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
meeeeeeooooooooooooooowth
Or worse, that it might not.
He'd driven over something sharp and got his tire flat
That's a lot!
Me: "Where are we Dad?"
Dad: "In the car."
So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”
They were the Pirates of the car I be in.
If I lost the Charger.
Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.
In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.
The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.
A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...
... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!
The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.
After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.
When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"
The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."
It was an auto-motive.
I named him Carson
Look son, a train has gone by here recently. Son,How can you possibly know that dad? Dad... Look there...you can see it's tracks.
Starchy and Husk
Edit: I thought this one up in the shower this morning and originally posted it on r/jokes but I realized this is the optimal place to put it.
At least I avocado
It’s behind on production because they’re having trouble installing windows.
Now, he has nokia.
Dad: Man, that place must have great food, because the place is PACKED!
He says it every time and it gets me every time.
It's turns that aren't so straightforward.
It's really fast. I tried to pass it but it peeled out!
He peeled away...
My mum asks my dad “What gear are you in?”
My dad replied “Tshirt and jeans, why?”
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do it again...
it was in a lamb bikini
They were pirates of the car I be in!
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