Capri Sunglasses
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/grubrband
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Me: *wearing Capri pants*

Dad: โ€œhey your pants are too short.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rainmaker291
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Doctor: Relax, David. Itโ€™s just a small surgery, donโ€™t panic.

Me: my name isnโ€™t David.

Doctor: I know. Iโ€™m David.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarcasticpremed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If caprisun ever made a larger drink size

It would be called CapriFather

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ntuso
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Juice joke

Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri werenโ€™t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad โ€œDad, why am I not like the other kidsโ€. The dad looked at him and said โ€œbecause youโ€™re a Capri, sonโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TropicalWin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I know it's dumb but I just had to

My son: Will you get me a Capri-sun? Me: If you get me a Capri-Dad!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Oatau
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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