Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.

Me: my name isn’t David.

Doctor: I know. I’m David.

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I know it's dumb but I just had to

My son: Will you get me a Capri-sun? Me: If you get me a Capri-Dad!

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