Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Candied Fruit"
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, āDo you want a liftā. āNo thanksā, they replied, āWeāre Walkersā.
I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all Ā£5 apart from one that was Ā£10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said āthatās maderia cakeā.
Bought some cream, it said āstore in a cool placeā. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
A man says āI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherā. The doctor says āIām afraid you are a trifle deafā.
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden
What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.
Ice cream is exquisiteā¦ āwhat a pity it isnāt illegal.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adamās banana.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itās too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itās been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charleyās death? BEN and JERRY.
Donāt eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonāt be able to budge.
You know youāre a mom ifā¦ Popsicles have become a staple food.
Mexican candy makes my taste buds say āOLE!ā
FORGET LOVEā¦ Iā
... keep reading on reddit ā”Why couldnāt the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
For Halloween Iām going to write āLifeā on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
This Halloween, the only Candy Iām interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
āHalloweenā = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Iāll be your trick if youāll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Whatās a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A āhollow-weenie!ā
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
Iām going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always doā¦ by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, āA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?ā The other monster replied, āBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something youāre not will lead to a sweet reward.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, itās Election night.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so Iām dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What do Italianās eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Why canāt the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when theyāre hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope itās Halloween!!
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
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