Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
In which part of Canada are you not allowed to do anything?
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
I wanted to migrate from Argentina to Canada...
but then things started going south.
I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
My daughter got me a “Canada “ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
“It’s aspirational “ she said.
Ooooof...
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
I once tried to drink Canada Dry
Only Canada's Prime Minister…
While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.
I told him they look oak-eh.
Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
What do you call alcoholics anonymous in Canada?
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
Canada has some really weird food.
I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".
Why’s it called “Canada”?
Because when they were first asked to spell it, they said “C, eh. N, eh. D, eh”.
I just found out Canada isn’t real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
Yesterday, someone asked me to make a joke about Canada
I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.
The first is pulled out and the guy says “C eh?”
The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says “N eh?”
The last letter is pulled out and the guy says “D eh?”
I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
Did you hear about Canada’s new green initiative?
They’re replacing plastic water bottles with a Canada water.
How did the Canadian’s come up with the name “Canada”?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said “C, eh?”
A second person said “N, eh?”
A third person said “D, eh?”
We imported a tree from Canada.
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
Canada
You never seen territories in the news, I guess they want nunavut
What was hockey called before it became popular in Canada?
What do Canada and Mexico have in common?
They have us in the middle.
Thank god Canada’s not the global super power
Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?
You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
"What part of Canada are you from?"
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
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