8 Hilarious Maritimes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Must....keep....maritime puns....

....at bay!

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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I don't like maritime puns

They serve no porpoise

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👤︎ u/afineguy

📅︎ Jul 27 2015

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Why won’t the germophobe use the maritime journalist’s toilet?

Because he’s afraid of ship articles.

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👤︎ u/efm-7

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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My parents are headed to a maritime museum

https://imgur.com/a/6PDSUiT

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👤︎ u/toyotascion29

📅︎ May 07 2018

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If you want to practice maritime law...

...do you need to pass the sand bar?

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👤︎ u/Secret_Identity_

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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Cracked a hispanic/maritime dadjoke at work that nobody appreciated

If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"

(tumbleweed)

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👤︎ u/gatienza

📅︎ Mar 06 2015

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Girlfriend's dad said this while in the Maritimes

Where do lobsters go to repair their shells?

Homard-ware.

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👤︎ u/browntown54

📅︎ Jan 24 2014

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Was in a maritime museum gift shop looking at books.

I turned to my gf and said "You know, I might by a book on accidents, but I would never by a book on porpoises."

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👤︎ u/Trofont

📅︎ Jun 15 2014

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