What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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What is Robin's favorite file format?

json Todd!

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why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?

He didn't habanero

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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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What does Robin say to Batman when supper is ready?

β€œDinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”

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What do you call Batman and Robin after getting run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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Riddle me this: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the Batmobile?

ROBIN, GET IN THE CAR!!

overheard on a boy scout outing (literally 50x).

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Robin: where are you, Batman?

Batman: On my way, was in the bathroom.

Robin: what's a hroom?

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Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group

They really wanted to be Gs

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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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It has actually been confirmed in a recent Batman comic that Robin's dick has no color at all.

Dick gray, son!

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Math can be so hard sometimes. The problem was, "Sally had 32 pennies. She gave 32 pennies away to her friend Robin. How many pennies does Sally have left?"

It just makes no cents.

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Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalingus03
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Robin HOOd
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How do robins greet other birds in adjacent trees?

Howdy, neigh-bird!

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Hi, I’m Robin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenbellaboo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Robin: Hey Batman, the Batmobile won't start

Batman: Did you check the battery?

Robin: What's a tery?

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Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I want to build a giant Robin Williams inspired house

I just hope I can afford the Morkage payment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
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Was Robin Hood a good boyfriend?

Yeah, he Maid Marian happy.

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"Mr. Wayne, I really gotta pee." ... "Quick Robin, to the Batroom."
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At sunrise there were two robins overlooking a freshly plowed field

One says to the other β€œLets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.

Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.

An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.

In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says β€œMan... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”

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The sheriff of Nottingham and his son were talking about robin hood

His son asked if he really stole from the rich and gave to the poor the sheriff told his son he does and his son asked "would he steal from us too?" And the sheriff replied "He Sherwood son"

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Why was Robin fired by Batman?

He started Robin

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"

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What does Robin say to Batman when supper was ready?

β€œDinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

β€œrobin, get in the batmobile”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoPhunlntended
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What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car?

Robin get in the car

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Without a doubt my favorite Robin Williams movie is...

Mrs. Fire!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatal_fame
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile

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What did Batman say to robin before getting into the car?

Get in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
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What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alleskeins
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin get in the Batmobile

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they’ve been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile...

Get in the batmobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathaniel-Agustus
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Robin said to Batman "the batmobile isn't starting"

Batman: did you check the battery?

Robin: what's a tery?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oblivionize
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What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coshe27
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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
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Robin: the Batmobile won’t start..

Batman: Check the battery.. Robin: What’s a tery?

Credit:r/whitepeopletwitter

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What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

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If Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich, then he'd be Robbin' The Hood.
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