A list of puns related to "California Wine"
Instructor: Only true champagne comes from Champagne Italy, everything else is called sparkling wine.
raise my hand
Me: where are these ones from?
Instructor: Those three are from California.
Me: So the rest of these are just Sham-pagnes?
Whole room groans, gf says she's never taking me to these again.
While driving past a winery in California my mom says, "I wonder how the droughts will affect the grapes"
"I imagine the wine will be a bit drier"
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