I cringed even my dad out with this joke

I asked him, "Hey Dad, did you hear about the wine that was so good that it could kill?"

"No," he replied.

I point towards the glass of wine that's been used as a fly catcher for the past week

"I guess you could say they were dropping like flies..."

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How do you teach a sommelier to work on a car?

NAPA know how

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