Why did the butterfly have such a hard time with his marriage?
He didn’t get along with his moth-er-in-law.
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
I sleep on a cushion made of butterfly larva.
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
What’s the opposite of Butterfly?
MargarineWalk
Edit: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.
What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the butterflies...
Or the farts you hold in.
I can’t believe it’s not...
I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...
I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly
Eating caterpillars makes me anxious
my stomach is filled with butterflies
Want to see a butterfly?
Just throw the butter across the room.
My friend said he's a butterfly
I asked him since when can butter fly...
What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?
I just saw a moth swimming.
It was doing the butterfly.
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
My wife were talking about my swimming ability:
Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"
Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"
Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"
We both looked at each other and snickered like children.
Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*
This year’s theme for Burning Man is “Metamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
Just ate this, now i get butterflies in my stomach (is it how you use it idk im bad at English)
Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
What's one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
Credit to u/Butterflies_Books
Butterfly
https://imgur.com/gallery/X8HJ9Qe
What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?
My friend bet me £100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.
I thought that's worth a flutter.
What makes a butterfly flutter by?
i remember the first time i got stabbed with a balisong
i had butterflies in my stomach
Butterflies just aren't what they used to be.
After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.
I told her I was just lashing out.
I wanted to make sure that my daughter would be good at catching butterflies and fish.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden
When I saw her kill a butterfly, so to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said "Nice try".
Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated
I guess she was a bad pupa.
How did the spider get so fat?
It had too many butterflies.
We see butterflies but never see margarineflies.
Do you know Kris Alice?
She used to be a caterpillar, but now she’s a butterfly.
Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"
Dad: "look for the pecker"
butterfly themed name puns
Okay, punmeisters.
I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.
Here's what I have so far:
Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)
Coco Oon (Cocoon)
Poppy Ong (Papillon?)
Larry Va (Larva)
Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly
...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.
This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.
Me: I'm so nervous I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach...
Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars?
Me: omg ...
How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?
There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.
MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!
DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.
MOM: I don't know why I married you.
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
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