My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the butterflies...
Or the farts you hold in.
I can’t believe it’s not...
I just saw a moth swimming.
It was doing the butterfly.
Want to see a butterfly?
Just throw the butter across the room.
My wife were talking about my swimming ability:
Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"
Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"
Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"
We both looked at each other and snickered like children.
Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*
My friend said he's a butterfly
I asked him since when can butter fly...
What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
Credit to u/Butterflies_Books
This year’s theme for Burning Man is “Metamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
i remember the first time i got stabbed with a balisong
i had butterflies in my stomach
Just ate this, now i get butterflies in my stomach (is it how you use it idk im bad at English)
What's one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?
Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
Butterfly
https://imgur.com/gallery/X8HJ9Qe
What makes a butterfly flutter by?
What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?
My friend bet me £100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.
I thought that's worth a flutter.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden
When I saw her kill a butterfly, so to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said "Nice try".
How did the spider get so fat?
It had too many butterflies.
Do you know Kris Alice?
She used to be a caterpillar, but now she’s a butterfly.
As a lepidopterist I find my job so exciting
it really gives me butterflies
After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.
I told her I was just lashing out.
Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"
Dad: "look for the pecker"
Butterflies just aren't what they used to be.
I wanted to make sure that my daughter would be good at catching butterflies and fish.
Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated
I guess she was a bad pupa.
MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!
DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.
MOM: I don't know why I married you.
We see butterflies but never see margarineflies.
Is this a repost? Tell me! I need to know! Please!!
What happens when you throw butter up in the air??
Butterflies
I was making a sandwich and all of a sudden it flew away
Me: I'm so nervous I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach...
Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars?
Me: omg ...
butterfly themed name puns
Okay, punmeisters.
I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.
Here's what I have so far:
Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)
Coco Oon (Cocoon)
Poppy Ong (Papillon?)
Larry Va (Larva)
Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly
...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.
This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.
How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?
There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.
There was a dance, but the butterfly wasn't there.
I love raising caterpillars as pets.
It always gives me butterflies.
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
It's a butterfly!
It's a butterfly! https://imgur.com/gallery/b8T6P
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