A consultant came in to analyse my business the other day...

He said "sweeping changes had to be made".

The Janitor is not happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArseRobot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My dad's personal favorite.

So this frog walks into a bank looking for a business loan and sits down with a banker, miss Wak. "I'm afraid in order for this loan to go through you may be required to put forth some collateral." To which the frog replies, "Well Patty, I do have one thing I could offer." He then proceeds to offer up a small trinket, says it's been in his family for generations. Unsure if it was enough, she excused herself to consult with her manager. After a short debate between the two her manager finally exclaimed, "It's a knick knack Patty Wak, give the frog a loan!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawliet1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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