What happened when the two bullets got married?
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ??????
What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
What did the man say to the bullet after it killed someone?
My friend said he could dodge a bullet
R.I.P, I wish i could say that i missed you my dear friend.
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
What’s the deference between bullets and hippies?
Bullets are quite weird...
They only do their jobs after they are fired
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
Bullets are odd
They only do their job once they are fired
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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Why doesn’t the bullet have a steady job
Because it keeps getting fired
If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?
Why was the bullet a bad employee?
It only did its job after it was fired.
Bullets don’t do their work...
I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.
What sound does a bullet shot in church make?
What do you call a slow bullet ?
Why is The Terminator bullet proof?
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
If you're going to bite the bullet
Why did the blonde divorcée keep her bullets in the refrigerator?
Because she was told, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
A bullet says he quit his job
What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
Where is the best place to avoid a bank robbers bullets
Found a bullet in my avocado
Guess you can call it glockomole
What did bullet say after he lost his job???
You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.
I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...
What do you call a bullet proof irishman?
I got a job as a bullet today!
I got a job as a bullet
But I was immediately fired.
What do you call a bullet-proof Irishman?
I got a job as a bullet...
Bullets are pretty weird.
They only do their jobs when they’re fired.
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