This bugged me a little.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I think this level might be bugged...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xo1opossum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray

The man asks "is this good for wasps?"

The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDoorknob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Hate insect puns, they always bug me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISeeMemes27
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it crashes into your windscreen?

Its butt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.

Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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You know what really bugs me?

Roaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaphaelUrbino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Now that I’m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say β€œI bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What does a pastor use when bugs get into his vegetable garden during the benediction?

Lettuce spray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Made a duet with someone who had bugs in their computer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnimeSoupDraw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What is The metric system’s favorite bug?

A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.

I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.

My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosDragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Pence was bugging him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yax01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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First dad joke

Doctor: [Hands baby to new father] "I'm sorry to have to tell you sir, your wife didn't make it..."

New father: [Hands baby back to doctor] "Well give me the one that she did make then..."

(Sorry, completely stole this from a video some other dude made. But had to share it, as I thought it was hilarious...!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostBoyNav
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a bug that can do math

A arithme-tick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings ?

A walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Creepy situation? Calls for a dad joke

So this is a true story, and maybe I’ll go to hell for telling it, but I expect I’ll meet the actual perpetrator there:

At baseball practice last night, a coach asked if I’d seen the rabbit β€” the dead one. What? He had me look by a fence where there wasn’t a dead bunny, but HALF of one: Literally (and eerily) just the bottom half, with the top completely missing. Still shuddering over this.

Properly disposed of it and was feeling unsettled, but sprung right back to true dad form when he jokingly accused me of harming the rabbit. I told him that he knew it couldn’t have been me β€” I’ve never been one to split hares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtvan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?

Its ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonlimeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finneagan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Did you hear of the film where a woodcutting cult on a small farm in the south?

It's called the Texas Chainsaw Mass-acre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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A bug hit my windshield on the way to work this morning

I said β€œI bet you don’t have the guts to do that again”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTombstoneswe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.

Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My colleagues, I tell ya
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug??

She’s going to have her baby in the spring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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This bugs me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Red_Scarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Did you hear about the pregnant bed-bug?

It's having babies in the spring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Do_I_Need_Pants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you call a dessert that attracts bugs?

A moussequito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot_Potato_MC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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They just BUG me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorious_bangla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Just don't bug them anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sycamore27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayerfan666
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?

Dynomites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What did Bugs Bunny say when the doctor asked him how he should be contacted with his test results?

WhatsApp doc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is it called when a bug ends its own life?

Insecticide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passionate_apathy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...

I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why have you never seen ants or bugs going to church?

Because they're insects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_amazing_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.

I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestateofflow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantthejester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...

I think it’s BP.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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This has been bugging me

If a cockroach has sex with its sister, is it considered infest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/O-Z-A-Z-Z-Y
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I need help with bug puns.

I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerjopop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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What’s the last thing through a bugs mind when he hits your cars windshield?

His butt

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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