Brown Colour Puns

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

• a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

• dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

• green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

• a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

• I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

• blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

• a car park

I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:

Green green, green green...

Yellow?

Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.

Pink!

But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?

Thanks!