Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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👤︎ u/djgw88
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Help with remembering a joke?

I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:

Green green, green green...

Yellow?

Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.

Pink!

But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?

Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Epicentera
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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