Who are large breasted women's biggest supporters?
Breast puns?
Just doin' a little research for an upcoming speech. Show me your breast puns. ;)
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.
My friend who's at a high risk for breast cancer had a masectomy recently to prevent it
She said it's a huge weight off her chest
What do you call similar looking breasts ?
What kind of bees like breast milk?
Which animal has the biggest breasts
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,
“thank you for your cervix.”
Breast reduction surgery.
A massive weight off her shoulders.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..
My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.
I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
Dad: I saw a woman with 12 breasts
Me: That sounds strange...
Dad: Dozen tit
YOU’RE WELCOME 💋
Brought my friend some chicken, told him I had 1 leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
What do breast pumps and I statements have in common?
They help you express yourself.
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
I’ve decided to switch jobs from gardener to breast enlargements surgeon.
It was easy, both are basically implants.
I was asked why I like big breasts.
I always believed that it's the mammary that counts.
My wife screens patients for breast cancer
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
What do you call a dinosaur's breasts?
Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
My wife's favorite topic is breasts.
She's always pointing them out to me.
I had breast cancer once...
Those were some bad mammaries.
Shouldn’t breast implants . . .
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
What is a tea made using breast milk called?
If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?
My wife was complaining about how I overcooked the last chicken breast we had
Our baby hasn't been eating from my wife's left breast.
I told her it doesn't taste quite right.
I met a girl with 12 breasts
Sounds strange, Dozen tit?
I once met a girl with 12 breasts. It sounds strange...
Me: I me this girl with a dozen breasts My friend: that sounds strange...
Me : I met a woman with 12 breasts !!
My wife : That sounds strange.
Me : Dozen tit
Did you hear about the woman with twelve breasts?
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
I just saw a woman with twelve breasts. Hehehe, sounds funny,
What do you get when you make tea with some breast milk?
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