A list of puns related to "Bowel Cancer"
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My grandpa was dying of cancer and he had severe bowel problems to which he needs nurse assistance to go #2. He hasn't gone for several days now and calls for help once again.
Nurse: "Ok let's try this again and if that doesn't work we'll try something else"
enter 7ft tall 300lb black man (2nd nurse)
Grandpa: "Oh so you're going to try to scare the shit out of me now"
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