What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?
Moscow
What do you call a bovine who cuts up her credit cards?
A cash cow!
If you leave a gratuity for a waitress of the bovine persuasion…
Does that constitute cow tipping?
What should a bovine tranquilizer be called?
A bulldozer
The cow is of the bovine ilk...
one end is moo, the udder, milk
--Ogden Nash
What do you call a bovine mathematician?
A COW-culator
What do you call a smart male bovine?
Knowledge-a-bull
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
You consomme out of him.
Do you know where the first bovine astronauts landed?
The mooooooooon
What do you call a bovine with an eating disorder?
A BULLimic
What kind of cowbell does a bovine wizard wear?
An amoolet.
There has been an outbreak of bovine viruses in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
I told my kids a joke about our bovine print kitchen towel.
They said it was terry bull.
What do you call a bovine you can't see?
Invisibull
What do you call bovine-owned beachfront property?
Prime Veal Es-Steak
I saw some people in bovine costumes today.
Talk about cowtural appropriation.
What do you get when you put two angry bovine in a burlap sack?
A pair of testy cows.
What do you call a group of bovine running from their problems?
Cow herds
