I told me therapist, β€œLast night, I had a nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne and Will Hunting at the same time.”

Therapist: I’m glad that you are finally battling your Damons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Jason Bourne visited an Australian city to see his sister.

Mel Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Jason Bourne...

... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"

... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"

... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"

... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"

Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.

Secondly... I know there are more of these...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalMikey666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Next in the Bourne series: Jason goes rogue and captures Benjamin Netanyahu, and declares himself permanent ruler.

Don’t miss β€œBourne is the King of Israel”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Why can't they catch Jason Bourne? youtube.com/watch?v=3TCRy…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fivefancybirds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Newbourne Identity.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I think my brother is ready for kids.

"Everyone's freaking out that Matt Damon is bourne again, who cares what his religion is. He's just an actor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakesOfMilk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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In a recent interview, Matt Damon admitted that he hates one of his most popular movie characters.

He wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Did you hear about that Christian secret agent?

His name was Jason Bourne again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VillainousC
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now I’m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where I’m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, β€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I told my therapist that I dream every night of fighting Jason Bourne and Mr. Ripley.

She said, β€œIt’s ok. You are just battling your Damons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He wishes he was never Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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