I told me therapist, โ€œLast night, I had a nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne and Will Hunting at the same time.โ€

Therapist: Iโ€™m glad that you are finally battling your Damons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26 2020
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Jason Bourne visited an Australian city to see his sister.

Mel Bourne.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24 2019
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Jason Bourne...

... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"

... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"

... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"

... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"

Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.

Secondly... I know there are more of these...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MetalMikey666
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30 2018
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Next in the Bourne series: Jason goes rogue and captures Benjamin Netanyahu, and declares himself permanent ruler.

Donโ€™t miss โ€œBourne is the King of Israelโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
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Why can't they catch Jason Bourne? youtube.com/watch?v=3TCRyโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fivefancybirds
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28 2016
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Newbourne Identity.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28 2020
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He sometimes wishes heโ€™d never been Bourne.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 30 2019
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I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasnโ€™t Bourne yesterday, you know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27 2020
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe heโ€™s Bourne with it. Maybe heโ€™s Wolverine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28 2019
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I think my brother is ready for kids.

"Everyone's freaking out that Matt Damon is bourne again, who cares what his religion is. He's just an actor."

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In a recent interview, Matt Damon admitted that he hates one of his most popular movie characters.

He wishes heโ€™d never been Bourne.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22 2019
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Did you hear about that Christian secret agent?

His name was Jason Bourne again.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12 2019
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now Iโ€™m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22 2019
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where Iโ€™m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, โ€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27 2019
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I told my therapist that I dream every night of fighting Jason Bourne and Mr. Ripley.

She said, โ€œItโ€™s ok. You are just battling your Damons.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15 2019
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He wishes he was never Bourne.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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