As an artist, whenever I am dissatisfied with my art, I lose interest in working on it. During all those times, I find myself going back to my drawing bored.
Ant Man movie endings are boring
They are just so anty-climactic!
My friend told me he was bored
I made myself a card.
Together we were cardboard.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring…
But fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
So bored, I'm playing with blunt scissors to pass the time...
But they just ain't cutting it!!!!
Santa sometimes gets a little bored being Santa. In fact, in the 1700's he decided to be a pirate for a while.
That's where "Yo-ho-ho" came from.
thought it would be interesting to watch this giant machine drilling...
Foam pillows are boring
You can invite them out every weekend but they're never down
I was so bored earlier that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing.
I went to a wedding between two antennas. The ceremony was so boring.........
but the reception was amazing
What's the worst thing about ancient history class ?
The teachers always Babylon.
Why is music made by midwives so boring?
They only work with umbilical chords
My friend thinks bartenders are boring...
but I find them intoxicating.
Me: when I eat alphabet soup I only eat the vowels Wife: why?
I sat on the couch earlier for 3 hours watching the tv and got bored
How do you keep a baby monster from getting bored during a long car trip?
Recommendations for a household drill? I don’t need anything fancy, just something that’ll do the job.
“If you see smoke or fire, run to the nearest exit.”
(Actual text exchange between me and my dad today. It took me 2 hours to get the joke.)
What do you call a boring assassin?
You know what I find boring living in an old house?
Why don’t fish like basketball?
They’re afraid of the net.
Last weekend I discovered that hanging out with skyscraper builders is so boring!
It's story after story after story...
I got a zoo animal joke, but it escaped
When I'm bored I like to hit F5 on my keyboard.
I fell off a 50ft ladder earlier today...
Luckily, I was on the first step.
The saying “one cigarette reduces 6 minutes of your life in average” is very true, as confirmed by me today with an experiment.
I smoked a cigarettes and I used a timer to recorded the duration: yeah, I took 5 minutes and 52 seconds to smoke one cigarette, very close to the average 6 minutes.
Please stop giving me leftover pork
I'm no longer accepting ham me downs
Is it possible to bore someone to death?
It depends how big the drill is.
The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?""No your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was."
The radio in Arkansas gets so boring...
It only has a Little Rock
My dad asked if I had ever used a telescope before. I said, "No, never. Is it fun?"
He said, "Yeah. You should look into it."
My girlfriend said our sex life was becoming boring and repetitive.
She wanted to reconsider our relationship. I asked her if sex was still on the table.
What's the best thing to play when you're bored?
Why did the woman jump so high on the watered?
Because it was filled with spring water.
At a job interview I was asked to describe myself in 3 words.
Recent puns from my joke-a-day calendar
Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? >!It was a hot dog.!<
I ran into a lamppost yesterday. >!Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.!<
Why were the middle ages also called the dark ages? >!There were too many knights.!<
Why were police called to a daycare center? >!A 3-year-old was resisting a rest.!<
Why are long fairy tales boring? >!They tend to dragon.!<
Nobody has seen the zamboni driver lately. >!I'm sure he'll resurface eventually.!<
Why did I buy a boat? >!It was for sail.!<
5 ants move into an apartment with 5 other ants
If you have front row seats to the Shakespearean monologs festival, be prepared for one thing.
After years of hard work, my pear tree finally bore fruit.
I was so excited, I rushed into the house and showed my wife the fruit I worked so hard to produce. I said "Look honey, it's finally here, just like you wanted"
She rolled her eyes and said "You idiot, I said grow a PAIR!!"
“Dad, I’m bored”
“Good to meet you Bored. I’m Dad”
This is probably the most boring word that rhymes with piss..
But that’s just my opinion
Watching a very boring film about biochemistry.
When it enzyme going to be very grateful.
I learnt a boring fact about Kamikaze
My kids were constantly complaining to my wife about being bored all summer..
so she took my electric drill away :(
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting.
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