Well someone had to do it
Get that extra pep in your step from this well
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Well we just found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
Why did the blind man walk into the well?
He couldn’t see that well
Did you know Sully js gay? Well, he came out of the closet.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didn’t see that well.
Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
Why did the pony not do well at his singing audition?
Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.
Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus
If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.
I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
Well at least he's satisfied now
I wasn't feeling well this morning...
So, I took my gloves off.
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
Well, this one hit the bar
Thought of this well bringing in groceries.
I was asked to compare English to French.
Well, that's just like comparing grapes to raisins
WELL that sucks.. got stuck
The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
Well, well, well.
Three holes in the ground.
Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.
It’s just like riding a bike.
Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?
It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
They asked me how I put the wood together so well.
We got a new dog yesterday. He was a rescue and we're so glad to make him a part of our family. 'I think the transition is going well.'
'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'
Did you hear about the well-behaved little boy?
Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.
Well when life gives you melons
Did you know they invented a new test to see how well you can see your mobile phone?
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
Well we just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
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