When Putin has a bee in his bonnet...

It's a cagey bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lakonislate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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Dadjoked my mom?

Driving my mother around the kind of shady part of my neighborhood to get to bedbathandbeyond, and she notices all the body shops sprinkled everywhere.

She asks, "why are there so many mechanics out here?"

Then I go, "because when people have car problems, they always check the hood first."

my mom didn't get it :[

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpeteza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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My friend got angry because I put some of my alphabet soup into his car.

He's got a B in his bonnet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I was nervous to move from California to Texas

I didn't want to catch the blue bonnet plague

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsherwoodmathman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Dad joked my boss last week

So I got sick from food poisoning eating at a restaurant here called "Blue Bonnet"

When I called in to tell my boss that I wouldn't be coming in, I told him "I have the Blue Bonnet plague"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wpatter6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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