What do you call a Chinese James Bond?
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Mark lamented to his social group, "I believe we really don't know anything about each other and that we're only bonding through humor. Do you notice as soon as we're out of jokes, all of our "conversations" stop?"
To remedy this, his social group decided that the next time they gathered they would act like Mark's brothers.
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What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
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︎ Jul 24 2022
Where do dead James Bond actors go when they die?
00Heaven (no disrespect meant, just remembered it now)
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︎ Oct 04 2022
Seeing shirtless James Bond in earlier movies, youβd think heβs fromβ¦
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︎ Jul 17 2022
Today should be James Bond day
Since it's Double "07" (07/07)
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︎ Jul 07 2022
You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
What's your favourite Bond movie?
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︎ Jul 17 2022
do YOU have alkynes of problems?
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︎ Nov 24 2022
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because it will blow his cover
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︎ Apr 27 2022
What does James Bond do before going to bed?
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︎ Mar 24 2022
A chemist named his kids Ionic and Covalent.
Heβs all about family bonding.
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︎ Oct 22 2022
Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything! π«Ά
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︎ Nov 24 2022
What was James Bond's mindset after a failed mission?
He was shaken, not deterred.
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︎ May 27 2022
James Bond walks into a bar where Michael J Fox is the bartender
Bond goes up to him and says "I'll have a martini...."
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︎ May 18 2022
What do you call two people who bond over clothing?
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︎ Apr 25 2022
There's a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the latest bond movie.
Because he has NO TIME TO DYE.
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︎ Nov 09 2021
Why did the Egyptians bond over their fart?
Because they had a toot in common!
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︎ Sep 14 2021
I met my wife at the glue factory where we both worked
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︎ Sep 11 2022
Inspector Gadget left his job at M.I.6 to be closer to family.
He said, "There's more to life than money, Penny."
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︎ Nov 24 2022
James Bond said, "what is your name?"
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︎ Dec 21 2021
what do you call a medieval spy?
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︎ Sep 27 2022
Why James Bond is always wet ?
Because he has no time to dry.
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Never believe an atom
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︎ Oct 14 2022
Dad pun
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︎ Feb 11 2022
What does James Bond drinks if he just needs a litte refreshment?
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︎ Feb 13 2022
Have you heard about the new James Bond Film?
Bond takes on the sinister French branch of the Egg-shaped Earth Society.
"007: The World is not an Oeuf"
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︎ Dec 09 2021
My wife just told me humans are just groups of electrons
Her and I have a covalent bond
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︎ Nov 05 2022
How does James Bond order his third martini?
Shaken and a little bit slurred
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Viagra: it won't make you James Bond
But it will make you Roger Moore
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︎ Aug 30 2021
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
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︎ Sep 30 2022
What do u call it when James Bond takes a bath?
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︎ Nov 04 2022
Call me bond
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︎ Oct 24 2022
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Aug 28 2022
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Nov 07 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why has James Bond got grey hair?
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︎ Sep 21 2021
What do you call James Bond when they're taking a bath?
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︎ Jan 31 2022
Why did James Bond have gray hair?
because he had no time to dye
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︎ Nov 08 2021
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did James Bond jump into bed?
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︎ Nov 07 2021
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why is Daniel Craig's hair gray in the latest James Bond movie?
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︎ Nov 10 2021
what does james bond do before bed?
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