What do you call a Chinese James Bond?
Mark lamented to his social group, "I believe we really don't know anything about each other and that we're only bonding through humor. Do you notice as soon as we're out of jokes, all of our "conversations" stop?"
To remedy this, his social group decided that the next time they gathered they would act like Mark's brothers.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Where do dead James Bond actors go when they die?
00Heaven (no disrespect meant, just remembered it now)
Seeing shirtless James Bond in earlier movies, you’d think he’s from…
Today should be James Bond day
Since it's Double "07" (07/07)
You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
What's your favourite Bond movie?
do YOU have alkynes of problems?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because it will blow his cover
What does James Bond do before going to bed?
A chemist named his kids Ionic and Covalent.
He’s all about family bonding.
Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything! 🫶
What was James Bond's mindset after a failed mission?
He was shaken, not deterred.
James Bond walks into a bar where Michael J Fox is the bartender
Bond goes up to him and says "I'll have a martini...."
What do you call two people who bond over clothing?
There's a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the latest bond movie.
Because he has NO TIME TO DYE.
Why did the Egyptians bond over their fart?
Because they had a toot in common!
I met my wife at the glue factory where we both worked
Inspector Gadget left his job at M.I.6 to be closer to family.
He said, "There's more to life than money, Penny."
James Bond said, "what is your name?"
what do you call a medieval spy?
Why James Bond is always wet ?
Because he has no time to dry.
What does James Bond drinks if he just needs a litte refreshment?
Have you heard about the new James Bond Film?
Bond takes on the sinister French branch of the Egg-shaped Earth Society.
"007: The World is not an Oeuf"
My wife just told me humans are just groups of electrons
Her and I have a covalent bond
How does James Bond order his third martini?
Shaken and a little bit slurred
Viagra: it won't make you James Bond
But it will make you Roger Moore
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
What do u call it when James Bond takes a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Why has James Bond got grey hair?
What do you call James Bond when they're taking a bath?
Why did James Bond have gray hair?
because he had no time to dye
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Why did James Bond jump into bed?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
Why is Daniel Craig's hair gray in the latest James Bond movie?
what does james bond do before bed?
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