What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath?
Why does James Bond prefer an earthquake over a tornado?
He must be shaken, not stirred.
Why did James bond leave his game of craps?
James Bond got served a stirred Martini
In the next James bond movie there is a scene where James is dressed in drag while doing labor at a mechanics shop.
He's working on a trans-mission!
James Bond thought he would be able to color-stain his clothes using herbs in order to blend in with the local natives.
But he had no thyme to dye.
What do you call a Chinese James Bond?
Why do chemists go to therapy?
To talk about their pHeelings.
Mark lamented to his social group, "I believe we really don't know anything about each other and that we're only bonding through humor. Do you notice as soon as we're out of jokes, all of our "conversations" stop?"
To remedy this, his social group decided that the next time they gathered they would act like Mark's brothers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
True story: I was doing laundry with my wife and I remarked “isn’t it ironic that the dryer sheet sometimes gets stuck to the clothes?”
Wife: “No, that’s ionic.”
Seeing shirtless James Bond in earlier movies, you’d think he’s from…
Alanis Morissette has a new song about attraction between charged particles
Today should be James Bond day
Since it's Double "07" (07/07)
Why did the Physicist and Biologist break up?
Because they had no chemistry.
The answer is 1.5, what is the question
When introducing himself, how many times will James Bond say his own name?
Where do dead James Bond actors go when they die?
00Heaven (no disrespect meant, just remembered it now)
I was hoping to post a picture of my decorative carving but it never arrived.
You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
I highly recommend helping your child glue their art projects
It's a great bonding exercise
What does James Bond do before going to bed?
What's your favourite Bond movie?
I love telling chemistry instructors jokes
It’s a real bonding experience
There's a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the latest bond movie.
Because he has NO TIME TO DYE.
Men are like
.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Why did the Egyptians bond over their fart?
Because they had a toot in common!
What do you call two people who bond over clothing?
James Bond walks into a bar where Michael J Fox is the bartender
Bond goes up to him and says "I'll have a martini...."
What was James Bond's mindset after a failed mission?
He was shaken, not deterred.
James Bond said, "what is your name?"
a photon checks into a hotel
The valet asks if they have any bags to check? To which, the photon replies “no thanks, I’m traveling light”
How did they prevent MI6 from falling apart?
Using a certain bonding agent.
Why James Bond is always wet ?
Because he has no time to dry.
How do cows pay each other?
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
What do u call it when James Bond takes a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because it will blow his cover
Why has James Bond got grey hair?
What do you call James Bond when they're taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
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