My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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︎ Apr 12 2019
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
Last night I stepped on a corn flake..
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer π
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
How much do pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Where is corn sold?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What did the corn chips say to the thief?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Iβm in Tampa bay right now and theyβre selling corn on the cob...
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Where do the corn dogs and pretzels go on a ship during an emergency?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Corn
So I went to the farmers market the other day and I saw pirate selling whole corn on the cob... I asked him βhow much is your corn?β
He replied βA buccaneer!β
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︎ Feb 04 2021
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. Itβs a viscous cycle.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why donβt blueberries want to be planted next to the corn?
Because the corn was a stalker.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What is cornβs favorite holiday?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A uni corn.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
Iβm sure Iβll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just gets cornea and cornea
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My daughter thinks itβs weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I donβt see whatβs wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I've never been a fan of corn fields.
Something about them is just earie.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Corn on a Cobb
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out βwell I guess itβs on the house!β To my amazement the stalk came to life and said βNonsense! Itβs on the cob!β
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What does a pirate charge for corn?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
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︎ Jul 22 2020
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Last night I stepped on a corn flake
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer π
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︎ Mar 13 2021
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
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