Martinus Puns

The bartender asks “Don’t you mean a martini?”

In response the Roman says “If I wanted a double I’d have asked for it!”

The bartender said, “don’t you mean a Martini?” I glared at him and said, “I only want one!”

He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”

Bartender asks “You mean martini?”

Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”