A Roman walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”

The bartender asks “Don’t you mean a martini?”

In response the Roman says “If I wanted a double I’d have asked for it!”

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I went into a Roman bar and asked for a Martinus.

The bartender said, “don’t you mean a Martini?” I glared at him and said, “I only want one!”

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Julius Caesar walks into a bar...

He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”

Bartender asks “You mean martini?”

Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”

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