My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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︎ Apr 12 2019
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
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︎ Sep 26 2020
A uni corn.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I've never been a fan of corn fields.
Something about them is just earie.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What does a pirate charge for corn?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out βwell I guess itβs on the house!β To my amazement the stalk came to life and said βNonsense! Itβs on the cob!β
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Corn on a Cobb
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
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︎ Jul 22 2020
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why is corn a good listener?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
How much does pirate corn cost?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
How to pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I just visited a corn field...
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
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︎ Jun 11 2020
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
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︎ May 22 2020
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
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︎ May 02 2020
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
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︎ May 27 2020
Itβs a CORN DOG!
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Want to hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, you wouldnβt like it; too corny.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How did the farmer find his wife?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
How could you tell the corn was upset?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Dad: hey son whatβs cornβs favorite salad?
Dad: a cob salad!
Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Where can you get corned wildebeest in India?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Corn dog
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing womenβs clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
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︎ Mar 20 2020
My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack
But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns
This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I just gave a sick burn to a load of hedges shaped into a pattern.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Who wants some sexy pop corns?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
One ear of corn says to the other, βI think I have a stalker.β
The other corn replies, βThats amaizing! Is he cute?β
The ear replies, βNo, too husky!β
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?
Because the walls have ears.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
What do you call a dog made of corn?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
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︎ Dec 19 2019
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
How much do pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
How much does a corn flake weigh?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why did the Corn have trouble getting home
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I canβt remember this comeback I heard about corn...
But Iβm sure it was a-maize-zing
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Thereβs this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Why can you buy corn at KFC?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
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︎ May 19 2019
What do you call corn that joins the army?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Watching Children of the Corn...
I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Corn mazes should be renamed
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?
ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON
Edit: Ramsay say bleh.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
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︎ May 19 2020
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
What did Baby Corn say to his mom?
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︎ May 08 2020
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I over did my corn flakes...
Now I have popcorn flakes.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call corn in the military?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What did son corn say to mom corn?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
How much does a pirate charge for corn?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What does the baby corn call his dad?
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
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